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*rips legs off of my body and throws them to different hemispheres of the earth* Look at my thigh gap.
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today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school district”
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I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh
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i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
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look
isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan
but see these fluffy little puffballs
aren’t they cute
yeah
they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN
LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP
IT HAS TEETH
THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH
TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE
THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP
THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING
THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE IS
NO
GOD
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The thought hadn’t crossed my mind until now.
Update:

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Okay so last night I was doing an over night at St. Joesph’s college of Maine to meet the field hockey team and see if I like them
AND HOLY FUCKING...